best oscar night predictions EVER

I will loudly argue that Action Jackson is too up for Best Picture.

I will make a thinly veiled death threat against Randy Newman.

I will fade in and out.

I will French kiss my TV when I see Stanley Tucci in the audience.

the rest, by Wendi Aarons, at McSweeney’s

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