book review: How to talk about books you haven’t read, by Pierre Bayard (tr. by Jeffrey Mehlman)

Pierre, almost thou persuadest me to be a non-reader! [1]

Bayard’s book is both witty and insightful. Here are the two messages I take away from it:

1. There are lots of ways to experience from and learn from books, in addition to sitting down and reading them cover to cover.  We skim books, we hear about books, we look at the covers of books, we read reviews of books, and we forget books* (and remember them inaccurately), all of which can lead to meaningful interactions with others.

2. Being willing to fearlessly engage about books we have not read cover-to-cover (or at all) opens the door to greater creativity within us, as we are less likely to get entirely wrapped up in the ideas of others, but rather we can use whatever elements we have encountered as a springboard for our own creativity.

In each chapter, Bayard explores some element of “non-reading,” using a different book as a text. For example, he draws on Graham Greene’s The Third Man [2] as an example of how to speak in society about books we haven’t read (as the protagonist is forced to do at one point) and on Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose [3] to demonstrate decoding what a book is about only from what you’ve heard about it (as the protagonist of that book must do). One chapter even uses a film as its text, none other than the brilliant Groundhog Day (on how to seduce someone by talking about books you haven’t read). Ironically, I will surely go on to read several of the books he described (but don’t worry, Pierre, I’m sure I will forget them soon after.) One of the funniest innovations is Bayard’s system of footnoting, which consists of the following abbreviations:

Note there is no marking for “Book I’ve read,” as part of the premise is that there is no book we have simply read. Even those books we have read cover-to-cover are books we have already begun to forget or to remember incorrectly.

Another fun element is a game called Humiliation, introduced in the chapter on “Not Being Ashamed,” in which players name a book they have not read but then gain a point for each person in the group who has read it, i.e., winning only by demonstrating oneself as less well-read. We played that game at a recent family event and had loads of fun humbling ourselves. (It also works with films.)

There is even a surprising revelation in the penultimate chapter “Inventing Books,” which is a significant accomplishment for a book of this genre. (It’s like The Sixth Sense [4] of literary criticism. Or The Village [5]. Or Invincible [6].)

Just as Anne Fadiman’s essay “Never Do That To A Book” in Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader [7], Bayard may actually have changed my relationship to books, giving me license and a rationale to appreciate, interpret, and – most importantly – talk about books that I have experienced more casually than others.

* A friend asked me how forgetting a book can lead to a meaningful interaction: Bayard’s premise, with which I concur, is that as we forget books, what we actual remember reflects less the book and more ourselves, which is a valuable starting place for a meaningful interaction.

[1] Adapted from Acts 26:28, The Bible, BS++
[2] BH++
[3] BF+
[4] MF++
[5] MF-
[6] MF+
[7] BF++

what i’ve been reading and watching – May-June

June
Books
25. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, by Roald Dahl – Read this aloud with my older son.  A creative masterpiece.  9/10
24. Fantastic Mr. Fox, by Roald Dahl – Read this aloud with my older son (5 yrs old) in a day.  It was great fun!  8/10
23. Os Espiões [The Spies], por Luis Fernando Veríssimo – An alcoholic book editor receives a mysterious manuscript by a woman who claims to be held captive and who threatens to commit suicide after finishing the memoir.  Editor tries to intervene.  Absurd mayhem ensues.  Fun enough, and plays on the controversies about what memoirs really are.  But if you’re going to read Veríssimo (and I recommend him), I’d read Borges and the Eternal Orangutans, my favorite so far.  7/10
22. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Volume 3, BBC dramatization. Once again, a great time.  7/10

what i’ve been reading and watching

I’ve been lazy about writing book reviews, but here are some capsules on books and movies I’ve experienced in January – April of this year.

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Books

19.  The Godwulf Manuscript, by Robert Parker.  In honor of the crime novelist who recently passed on, I read his first Spenser novel.  Fun pulp.  6/10
18.  Also awesome: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Volume 1, BBC dramatization.  Two great things about Sherlock Holmes: first, not all the mysteries are murders.  (In this case, just one of the four.)  Second, the sidekick – Dr Watson – actually contributes.  We meet Irene Adler, the woman who outsmarts Sherlock Holmes and – maybe – captures his heart.  Very fun: the radio dramatization gives Holmes a laugh that makes him sound like a caustic mad scientist.  8/10
17.  Cards on the Table, by Agatha Christie.  Four bridge players.  All previously have murdered.  A murder is committed!  Only Hercule Poirot and is psychological reasoning can solve the case!  For once, a police guy recognizes that Poirot is brilliant and doesn’t spend the whole book pretending Poirot is loony.  Fun stuff.  7/10
16.  Best of the month: Inside Job, by Connie Willis.  I read a great review of her newest book in the Post , and so took this little novella (100 pages) to Brazil.  Lots of fun!  An LA psychic channeller starts channelling HL Mencken, the science journalist who covered the Scopes Monkey trial.  A professional skeptic is befuddled. 8/10

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the likely destination of my professional research

See Reilly, Ignatius J., Blood on Their Hands: The Crime of It All, A Study of some selected abuses in sixteenth century Europe, a Monograph, 2 pages, 1950, Rare Book Room, Left Corridor, Third Floor, Howard-Tilton Memorial Library, Tulane University, New Orleans 18, Louisiana.

Note: I mailed this singular manuscript to the library as a gift; however, I am not really certain that it was ever accepted. It may well have been thrown out because it was only written in pencil on tablet paper.

from A Conferacy of Dunces, by John Kennedy Toole, p42

dead writers don’t cheat on you

When I was a youth (ten minutes ago), I loved Beverly Cleary’s Ramona books: Beezus and Ramona, Ramona the Pest, etc.  I read them all, until I came to the last, Ramona Forever, published in 1984.  That was the last one, as it makes sense to have been, with a title like that.  I had finished the Ramona canon and moved on to Judy Blume and eventually – in my late 20s – to JK Rowling (I stay high brow at all times).

Recently I saw that 15 years after Ramona Forever, Beverly Cleary went on to publish Ramona’s World.  And I have to say, I felt a litte betrayed.  Really?  Another Ramona book?  And you didn’t even give me a call, Beverly?

I then discovered that there were sequels to Louis Sachar’s Sideways Stories from Wayside School (four sequels, in fact!).  Again, betrayed.  I was supposed to be master of a canon.

Maybe these days are limited.  We can now set Google Alerts to let us know if Ramona Quimby ever comes back to light.

And then again, I did move on from Ramona to Blubber, so now I see I’m just a literarily promiscuous dude complaining about my like-minded (but less) literarily promiscuous author partners.  Let it go, man.  Let it go.

airport reading

I just heard, on the NPR Books podcast (8 March 2010), recommendations for airport reading from author Susan Jane Gilman:

  • Elaine Dundy’s The Old Man and Me – plucky woman protagonist
  • Miriam Toews’ The Flying Troutmans – Little Miss Sunshine in Canada
  • Daniel Everett’s Don’t Sleep; There Are Snakes – non-fiction story about going into the Amazon
  • Benjamin Nugent’s American Nerd: The Story of My People – nerds…
  • Pierre Bayard’s How to Talk About Books You Haven’t Read

And there are my next five trips…

reseña de La traducción, por Pablo de Santis (narrado por Fernando Flores)

suspenso, fieldades inconsistentes, y muertes misteriosas en el mundo emocionante (en serio) de traductores profesionales

Miguel de Blast, traductor profesional, es uno de los invitados a un congreso sobre la traducción en un pueblo pequeño en la costa de la Argentina. Algunos de los invitados están muy interesados en la traducción de los idiomas perdidos, como el idioma del mundo antes de la torre de Babel. Una serie de muertes sigue. ¿Quién es responsable?

Esta novela es muy divertida. Logra mantener un sentimiento de suspenso a lo largo del libro y crea una serie de pedazos de un rompecabezas sin el lector saber cuáles son los pedazos, y mucho menos cómo se juntan. Vale la pena leer. El libro era finalista del Premio Planeta en 1997.

Escuché el audiolibro íntegro narrado por Fernando Flores, de cuatro discos. La narración fue buena.

Nota sobre el contenido: Ocurren algunas muertes, y se alude al sexo sin que el lector lo experimente de primera (o de segunda) mano.

Si quieres más resumen y más análisis, Diego Bagnera escribió una reseña interesante para literatura.org, disponible aquí.

top 16 dystopian novels of all time

From PopCrunch, which provides book covers and descriptions…  I’ve read 8; you?

16. That Hideous Strength by CS Lewis

15. The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood

14. The Sword of Spirits trilogy by John Christopher

13. World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks

12. V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and David Lloyd

11. Neuromancer by William Gibson

10. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick

9. The Book of The New Sun by Gene Wolfe

8. A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller, Jr.

7. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

6. I Am Legend by Richard Matheson

5. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

4. Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

3. A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

2. The Road by Cormac McCarthy

1. The Diamond Age, or A Young Lady’s Illustrated Primer by Neal Stephenson

16. That Hideous Strength by CS Lewis

Best known for his Narnia novels, CS Lewis also wrote a trilogy dealing with visiting other planets—well the first two books did. The third was about preventing the evil forces of industrialization and progressive thought from taking over England. It was also grossly misogynistic. It seems Lewis was a big fan of the “women belong in the kitchen” mindset. For all its occasional stodginess and backwards, it is, at times, still a rousing piece about the difficulties of modernity, and the damage it can do the world around you.

15. The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood

Wow, can you get more polar opposite of CS Lewis than Margaret Atwood? Despite her protestations of not writing science fiction, her story of a dystopian future where almost all women are infertile is most assuredly of the genre. Set in a future where disease and radiation have reduced fertility to a minimum, and a fascist military theocracy has taken over America (or at least part of it). Brutal in its critique of evangelist Christianity and their view on women, Handmaid’s Tale is a harrowing read at the best of times. In it, women have essentially been reduced to chattels, and the few fertile ones assigned to high-ranking military men in order to give them children.

14. The Sword of Spirits trilogy by John Christopher

While perhaps not as well known as some, John Christopher (the pen name of Samuel Youd) wrote a fantastic trilogy of young adult novels, set in a far future where the world has reverted to a feudal society after a global ecological disaster. This was the same pen name under which Youd wrote the excellent Tripods trilogy, but in my opinion the Sword of Spirits remains a greater work. His world building and subtle hints at the past are unparalleled. It’s not even hinted at for most of the first novel, instead just stranding you in what seems to be a standard fantasy stereotype.

13. World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks

This novel, combined with Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide are all you need to face the inevitable zombie apocalypse. They’ll teach you well. While the survival guide was exactly that, WWZ was presented as an oral history, an account taken for the UN by the survivors of the horrors of zombies. Brooks did a huge amount of research for this novel, and approached it as a realistic governmental, technological and political take on what would happen if the dead really did rise. It is, without a doubt, an utterly terrifying concept, and Brooks approaches it with aplomb, showing us what a world partly overrun by the risen dead would be like.

12. V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and David Lloyd

I’m sure by now everyone’s seen the movie version of this classic comic, and I hate to sound like Comic Book Guy, but the graphic novel was far, far superior. Where the movie was an argument for democracy against fascism—hardly a contested view; the comic was an argument for anarchy. And not the daft 12 year old kid, but actual, well realized anarchy, involving the destruction of the Government in order to build a new society. It was radical and probing. The novel also had to cut many of the more interesting minor characters and smooth over the development of others. An obvious example is the character of Evey, who in the movie started as a strong independent women. In the comic, she was a terrified teenager, who only gained self-confidence through V absolutely destroying her spirit first.

11. Neuromancer by William Gibson

Lets just throw all of Gibson’s cyberpunk in here, shall we? He could easily take half the list otherwise. Neuromancer was seminal in the establishment of the sadly defunct cyberpunk genre, the cold war era view of the future as a dirty high tech shithole where everyone’s a bastard. Not quite sure why people don’t still think that way. Anyway, Gibson famously wrote Neuromancer on a typewriter, which is more than a touch ironic. With this novel he explored artificial intelligence, virtual reality, urban sprawl, genetic engineering, and generally gave people the heebie jeebies about the future. It also has possibly the most famous opening sentence in modern literature: “The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”

10. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick

What I said before about Gibson taking up the entire list? Ibid for Dick. Fueled by drugs, paranoia, hallucinations and excellent writing he crafted many a world populated by police states and extreme surveillance. Androids is one of the better known ones, if only because the excellent Blade Runner was based on (part) of it. In a world where almost all animals are extinct and humans are radiation damaged, society comes to rely on empathy as the holiest of human traits. Eventually it becomes the only way to tell humans from increasingly advanced, but always heartless, androids. It’s a heady take on what it means to be human, and the nature of self.

9. The Book of The New Sun by Gene Wolfe

I’ve waxed lyrical about the Book of the New Sun before, and I’m not going to hesitate to do so again. Wolfe’s four volume future history is without a doubt one of the most under-appreciated works of modern science fiction. Its use of neologisms based in existing language structure, the imperfect narrator, and the incredibly detailed but only ever vaguely explained world all combine into an amazing story. The conceit of the entire quadrilogy being a diary cast back into time from the distant future is a device I’ve never seen used elsewhere. The world Wolfe constructs is filled with an amazing details which are only ever mentioned in passing, as if everyone should know them. It’s a planet where miners dig up old technology instead of minerals. Or were an entire mountain range has been carved up so that every peak commemorates a dead ruler. It’s one of the few pieces of science fiction that I know of that’s had entire books dedicated to its analysis. A magnificent series of novels that are worth getting hold of.

8. A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller, Jr.

Another post-nuclear novel (wow, sensing a trend here?), set in the 26th century (and beyond) about an order of monks attempting to save what remains of humanities learning and technology, by keeping and transcribing books. Over the course of a thousand years, from the anti-intellectual backlash following the nuclear war, through a new enlightenment, and to the onset of nuclear holocaust again, the priests of the Albertian Order of Leibowitz struggle to preserve and protect knowledge they only barely understand. It mulls over symbolism and themes of the circular and repetitive nature of history. Alphas and Omegas, A’s and Z’s. He also spends considerable time mulling over the differences between secular and religious institutions, as well the separation of church and state. It’s definitely an example of post-WWII/Cold War era fears about the future, but manages to remain undated.

7. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Bradbury’s dystopia of book burning and universal censorship was written in an attempt to communicate how he thought television would destroy literacy, and the damaging effects of censorship. The novel is focussed on literal book burning, and the censorship and suppression of literature is often brought up as the theme of the book, but in later interview Bradbury maintained it was actually that television would remove all desire for people to read, and gain knowledge. That the populace themselves would support the destruction of books, and be happy to reduce their knowledge to factoids without context. Wow, oddly prescient. Luckily the internet has us reading large amounts of text every day, even if it just is “lol noobz!”.

6. I Am Legend by Richard Matheson

The novel, not the shitty Will Smith movie. The movie pissed me off immensely, as it completely missed the point of the goddamn story. Matheson’s story was about vampires, not freaking zombies. It was brutal, misogynistic, and bitterly, bitterly sad. Robert Neville is possibly the only uninfected human being left on earth, who struggles to survive in Los Angeles, venturing out during the day, and dealing with his alcoholism, regrets and rampaging vampires at night. A big chunk of the novella is his slow and methodical learning of science so that he can understand what causes the vampirism. As tempted as I am to spoiler the novel’s end (and the title’s relevance), lets just say it’s much better than Will Smith’s version, and puts an excellent spin on monster myths.

5. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley


I’m sure by now everyone’s read Huxley’s far future novel of constant orgies, drugs and television. Huh, that actually sounds kinda nice doesn’t it? Well, apart from the sleep learning, rigid caste structures, and complete removal of reproductive rights. Henry T. Ford is worshiped, and his views on production and the assembly line extend to human beings as well. It’s a brutal critique of a thoughtless society, obsessed with consumerism and sex rather than anything deeper, and one that views any permanent connection between people as bordering on pornographic. Considering it was written in 1931, it seems quite prescient (as much good dystopian fiction does), and stands as a self-inflicted counter-point to the rigid dystopia of our next entry…

4. Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

While Brave New World cast the horrific future as a soporific world where everyone chose their own downfall by caring more about pleasures of the flesh than their fellow man, 1984 was the opposite—a totalitarian dictatorship enforced by constant surveillance, propaganda, and jackbooted thugs. Often taken as an anti-communist rant, 1984 is a warning about the dangers of totalitarianism, regardless of its origins. It’s such a pervasive view of a dystopian future, that so much of our lexicon to deal with the concept is drawn directly from this novel: Orwellian, Big Brother, Newspeak. Without 1984, what else would we have to compare Governments to when they did something we slightly disagreed with?

3. A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

There are two ways to read Clockwork Orange: you can either look at the glossary explaining the combination of russian, english schoolboy and constructed slang every five seconds, or you can just read it through, and hope to pick up the vocabulary as you go. Sure Burgess was a pompous windbag, but he also crafted an excellent tale of drug abuse, ultraviolence, and aversion therapy. This is one of the few situations where I’ll recommend the film as being as excellent as the novel, as it was one of Kubrick’s finest—except in one regard. American versions of the novel printed before 1986 were missing a final chapter, which Kubrick wasn’t aware of. In it, Alex grows tired of violence and drugs, and decides to settle down and start a family with a normal job. While it may sound like a cop out ending, it focuses far more the banality of evil, and how people who do utterly reprehensible things in their early days can become functional members of society.

2. The Road by Cormac McCarthy

There’s bleak, then there’s freaking Cormac McCarthy. McCarthy boils down the essence of a post-apocalyptic dystopia to its bare bones, completely omitting almost all details. There’s a father and son, who are never named. There was a nuclear disaster, and almost all plants and animals are dead, with humans mainly reduced to cannibalism. They’re trying to get somewhere warmer (and hopefully better) before winter hits, and the father is slowly dying of radiation poisoning. While the ending has the slightest possible glimmer of hope, the rest is just ash filled skies, storms and people torturing and eating one another. For all its stark bleakness, it still won the Pulitzer Prize in 2007, which should give you an indication of its pedigree.

1. The Diamond Age, or A Young Lady’s Illustrated Primer by Neal Stephenson

awesome genre-bending book (review): As She Climbed Across the Table, by Jonathan Lethem

physics, anthropology, a tiny universe, faculty absurdity, all in a Lethem day’s work

Philip, an anthropologist, is in love with Alice, a physicist.  A colleague of Alice’s does an experiment in which he opens up a tiny new universe.  The new universe’s only characteristic is that, when you throw things into it, it accepts some of them and rejects others.  Alice falls in love with the new universe.  Philip remains in love with Alice.  The universe, named Lack, accepts and rejects.  Mayhem ensues?

As usual, Lethem is difficult to characterize, but that doesn’t keep him from remaining GREAT.  This is my third Lethem book: Gun, with Occasional Music was crime noire mixed with science fiction; Motherless Brooklyn was crime noire with a protagonist with Tourette’s.  As She Climbed is … satire of academic intellectualism and university life?  (Definitely.)  Science fiction?  (Kind of, but not mostly.)

I love three things about Jonathan Lethem, and this book delivers on all three:

  • He draws his allusions from Everywhere.  One moment he references Dr. Seuss (“I am the Lorax, I thought.  I speak for the trees.”), the next it’s “Tang, the drink of the astronauts”, and in the last few pages we encounter a great allusion to the Greek myth of Persephone;
  • He is wonderfully creative.  In this novel, physicists, post-modern literary theorists, anthropologists, go head to head.  A woman falls in love with a universe.  Two blind men have their own language and explore the concept of time travel (see the excerpt at the end).  On and on. 
  • His prose is fast and clever.  I couldn’t put down his other two books (that I’ve read: Gun and Motherless).  This one, a little less frenetic (since it’s not a crime novel, after all) was still compelling. 

The ending is – in my opinion – fabulous, from a delightful faculty Christmas party to the surprising closure.

Excerpt on time travel from Gath, one of the blind guys, to Evan, the other blind guy: “I mean, if my watch says five-thirty, and I go around all day believing in that, and then I run into you and your watch says five o’clock, half an hour difference, and we’ve both gone around all day half an hour different – your two, my two-thirty, your four-fifteen, my four-forty-five, half an hour in the past relative to me, and certain of it, just as certain as I am, and we begin arguing, and then, at that moment, the rest of the world blow up, huh, just completely disappears, and we’re all that’s left, there’s no other reference point, no other observer, and for me it’s five-thirty and for you it’s five, isn’t that a form of time travel?” 86

Potentially objectionable content:  Maybe a little language, it didn’t stand out to me.  No sex scenes, but a few references to sex.

amusing book (review): The Titan’s Curse, by Rick Riordan, narrated by Jesse Bernstein

monsters, Greek gods and demi-gods, adventure, mildly amusing fun

Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, goes on a quest to save his friend Annabeth.  New friends are made.  Monsters attack.  Lots of Greek characters wander in and out.  I listened to this audiobook during a recent business trip.  It was fun: not exceptional, but a good time.  I have enjoyed getting to know the Greek characters and have wanted to go back to my copy of D’Aulaires’ Book of Greek Myths to read more.  I will definitely listen to the last two books in the series.

Jesse Bernstein’s accents in the audiobook drive me crazy, but I’ll survive.