Parents! Your child refusing to fall for the idea that Santa does everything he’s supposed to by “magic”? We thought we’d help out and provide some scifi explanations for Ol’ Saint Nick, just in case.
Let’s look beyond the whole “Living in the North Pole and having an army of elves to do his bidding” thing – After all, that part will always be cool, no matter what. The problem that today’s media-savvy younglings have with Father Christmas isn’t his product placement deal with Coke, but his modus operandi. You can prove, thanks to NORAD and the internet that Santa Claus exists and does all his deliveries in one night, but how can you explain his speedy deliveries? We’ve come up with five possibilities to try out on uninformed brains.
from http://io9.com/5114387/five-sci+fi-rebirths-for-santa-claus
Teleportation
In a world where we’re told that small Japanese men can teleport across time and space just by blinking hard, why would it be so unusual to suggest that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer isn’t a magical flying reindeer, but instead a superpowered teleporting one? It even sounds, uh, convincing-esque: “With one blink of his glowing nose, he can bend space on itself and take Santa to wherever he needs to be.” Suddenly, Santa’s reindeer become an animal version of the X-Men, allowing you to explain that Prancer and Dancer and Donner and Blitzen aren’t any stupider names than Dazzler or Gambit (After all, there are already superheroes called Donner and Blitzen).
Cloning
What if there was more than one Santa? That would easily explain how gifts can appear all across the world in one night, but if each man in this generous army happened to be the same man, then the mystique of Santa Claus is preserved – and, as an additional bonus, your child will be given another example of why scientific research into genetics (and specifically, cloning) is a good thing. An example that doesn’t happen to be a prematurely-dead sheep.
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